THE NATION CELEBRATES JOEL CHARLES SNELL’S BIRTHDAY

THE NATION CELEBRATES JOEL CHARLES SNELL’S BIRTHDAY

Fireworks are exploding all over the nation as Snell celebrates his mid 70’s birthday. Born in a tar paper house, Snell was thrown out of his home at the age of 6. He was a foster child and walked miles to school in ten feet of snow.
He graduated from high school and played for the Nebraska Huskers. He was the premier star quarter back and received every athletic award that has been given.
Further, he was Phi Beta Kappa and Nebraskans wanted him as their Governor. He served two full terms with an active unicameral legislator. From there it was on to the U.S. senate. After two terms, he was elected President of the United States. Looking back at his accomplishments historians ranked him the #1 president to ever serve.
Snell brought about world peace and prosperity and no wars have occurred since his service to human kind. He is now heading a world agency to get rid of every human disease and ailment.
Snell has been awarded every medal and honor and is now referred to as “Sir Joel.” He has written a Magnus opus to be read after he has died. Many suspect that he will resurrect, but that is the future and we can only wait.
Although a very rich human, he will give all of his money to charities that will work on whatever problems are left in this world and that is not very many.
Associated Press

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