IF WATERGATE HAPPENED TODAY


Alter, Jonathan (2005) If Watergate happened now NEWSWEEK, June 13, 33.


Nixon would be fine. After the first break in, Woodward and Bernstein would be in jail for not revealing their source(s.) The conservative media would be just as united in the opposition to this news as it is in other areas.

It could somehow end up in the Supreme Court where a 5-4 decision would support Nixon as in Bush v. Gore.

A 527 could be arranged as the WATERGATE BURGLARS FOR TRUTH. A book would be rushed out and a new “documentary” could be created indicating that Nixon did not have anything to with anything.

A photo would be distributed of Nixon and Kissinger on their knees praying. This did happen without cameras according to Kissinger, but a photographer was not there.

Nixon’s numbers would jump up.

 

 

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