GENITAL COLORING & OTHER STORIES

THE GAZETTE (2006) 12/1

4A/ Heller

The cosmetic industry has devolved into another change to sexualize women's bodies.

That new product at $20.00 a pop is genital hair dye. Thus, artificial blondes can now become

thoroughly blonde down there. The colors are black, brown, auburn, blonde, and pink. They have cute names like blonde betty.

For those females that wear thongs, genital waxing is hurtful and painful, but necessary. However, with the new dye, the writing is on the wall. Rather than remove hair, let it grow, dye it and then

wear the thong. That means blonde hair that has been dyed is visible to observers including males.

The young lady gets the attention and the dates. Further, it thoroughly irritates her parents. Is there a law for hair visibility from a thong? How about mix and match?

It won't take long for the young lady to convince her boyfriend who wears speeders to go for a dye job too. And thus, we have a new visibility on the beach. The Beach Boys aren't that old and they could create a new song. This gives them relevancy and more MTV time.

In the mean time, some people make a lot of money selling hair dye. Further, beauty shops

make a ton of money too. So who wears pink?

In the high school halls, the pretty ones of both sexes can ask "what color are we today?"

Parents fume and the kids ultimately end up in 12 step programs. Have a nice day!

THE ECONOMIST (2006) 12/1

29/ _________

Populism is back and THE ECONOMIST doesn't like it. American Democrats are talking like wage stagnation is pretty crappy for the working poor to the middle class. In adjusted dollars, the household of 1970 should be making about $70,000 a year. It is $40,000. Further, it one hears correctly, the social issues like abortion, and guns are for state legislatures to deal with or the

problem of the Supremes.

Further, the protectionism that many other countries practices on us, super free traders can be adjusted. Should we trade with China when they have softened their currency making

us lose jobs here and buy their goods made in sweat shops?

41/ Isn't time for Japan to have guns and nukes? They paid the supreme price in World War II

and we need them to look after North Korea. So, let them make or buy the weaponry to keep

the guy with the funny hairstyle in check?

47/ The Socialists in France have a new weapon and her last name is Royal. She is pretty damn tough, but looks warm and assuring. Her socialism is neo-socialism. That means more capitalism

mixed with socialist benefits.

59/ Australia is going nuclear. That is nuclear power because it is clean and doesn't spew heat. However, financing and related is just as tough as cost over runs in making them. There is also fear of terrorists. However, the nukes seem to be there.,

60/ On the other hand nuke power means nuke proliferation and some souls like to make

nuke weapons rather than nuke power. Further, what do you do with nuke waste? That is

the problem.

63/ China is making super cheap cars. They don't work as well as Japanese cars, but China thinks the consumer would rather have the low price.

84/ Most people think that rivals are better looking and have better social skills than they do.So they are likely to be extremely reluctant. It is called  error management. Males dread making an approach and they can misread a female's signal. Females may misinterpret the males sincerity over and above his looks and money and end up raising a child all by here self. All of this rewards

those who will risk to survive.

86/ Warner   What does a soul look like?. What does it do? These are the questions of Marina  Warner. Many today know what they look like physically from all angles due to the camcorder.

Does are soul look like our physical bodies in some way?

106/ Which immigrants in the USA sends the most back home? It is Mexicans, then Indians and

then Chinese.

TIME (2006) 12/4

50/ ALLEN

Can a Mormon be president? Probably not.

64-71/ Klugger

The things that we worry the most about usually don't happen. The ones that we do

carry out can kill us. Most of us will die of a heart attack or cancer and yet we do the most in those areas to get them. Probabilities are discussed. We would drive because we fear airplanes. However, we are more likely to die in an automobile.