COURTNEY COX AND HER VIBRATOR

FX has a new program entitled DIRT. It is about a sleazy tabloid that will do almost anything to get a story that exposes the hypocrisies of Hollywood stars, politicians, and the literati. Courtney Cox previously of FRIENDS is the editor of the ruthless DIRT. She is a hard ball non-orgasmic boss who hires stud muffins and has a vibrator for relaxation.

If this is tasteless television, it sure portrays what tabloids might be like. In the first episode, she gets coffin shots of a celebrity about to be cremated. In another scene she is using a vibrator on herself to relax.

Unfortunately, don't do what she does. She uses a small vibrator without a string, chain, or chord.

Thus, the relaxing machine which does not have a wedge on it could easily be lost in her genital.

Emergency rooms are well aware of this problem and use various surgical devices to remove it.

However, if that does not work, then the patient is put under sedation and even more invasive

surgery is used If that does not work, then the area near the lost vibrator has a muscle that must be slit, opened, and the vibrator removed. Then the area is stitched back together.

Vibrators are also used by males in the rectal area. The same problem can arise. Look for a device with a wedge around the bottom so that it protects one from invasive surgery. If it does happen to you, don't panic most come out of the problem with their bodies intact.

DIRT has other messages in it about lousy human beings who work as press people. The vibrator is an incidental message, but can be medically problematic. .